Posted on May 31, 2008 by Outside My Brain
This is one of the funniest (and kind of mean-*cringe*) pratical jokes I have ever played on someone. In order to set the scene, you have to understand that my Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (see this link for a list of Blogs – with links - categorized by the authors MBTI) states that I am an ESFP. This [...]
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Posted on May 29, 2008 by Outside My Brain
If I had not had heard this story directly from the woman it happened to, I would not have believed it myself. My friend, who is originally from southern Oklahoma and used to make Reba’s dresses when Reba was still running around skinning her knees and playing with the boys, is the biggest hoot you would [...]
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Posted on May 28, 2008 by Outside My Brain
Get ready for a good laugh – This set of rules for a Redneck’s success will be certain to be uplifting and humorous. My wife (Truthoughts) and myself (OutsideMyBrain) put these together. Enjoy! You may copy this post in it’s entirety, as long as you keep the copyright symbol and the link to this post embedded on [...]
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Posted on May 21, 2008 by Outside My Brain
You, my love, are beautiful,
Astounding beyond compare,
You’ve captivated my entire heart,
just by standing there.
You’re so tiny and petite,
Wrapped up in a little bow.
Your smile’s so bright and happy,
Giving you a warming glow.
You make me laugh so hard,
with your humor and your witt.
I keep on laughing, crying,
until my sides have split.
There’s so much I want to [...]
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Posted on May 20, 2008 by Outside My Brain
Have you ever heard the expression, “It’s like herding cats”? Why do you think that expression exists? Could it be that cats, unlike their canine counterparts, typically could care less if you want them to do anything. Usually you do well enough to get a cat to come when it’s time to feed them. And, [...]
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Posted on May 19, 2008 by Outside My Brain
Naked, slipping and lockeroom are three words that shouldn’t be in the same sentance… and yet!
So, this being my first post, I thought I would break the ice and let you get to know me a little better. So here is my most embarrassing moment -
When I was a freshman in highschool, I was thrown [...]
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