As some of you know, I recently started spending a lot more time on Twitter. Twitter has really transformed itself over the past 2-3 months. If you haven’t been on Twitter in a while, you should check it out.
HINT: If you want more followers – FOLLOW MORE PEOPLE!
More on that here: It’s Not Your Daughter’s Twitter Anymore!
Listed below are just some (hard to catch them all without remaining on Twitter 24/7) of the funny Tweets that I have seen over the past couple of weeks. If you know of others, please leave them in the comments section and I will add them to the list, with a link to your Twitter account or website as my thanks for your contribution.
@shmoozanne74: “i’m so tired we may end up eating Captain Crunch stuffing and mashed bananas” – hey, don’t knock the Cap’n.
@rinkjustice I refuse to follow anyone with a Twitter name like “gkjg,nlhjhg”. Jus’ sayin.
@JackBastide How do you keep a Tweeter in suspense? … I’ll tell you tomorrow
@MarkClayson Darn it! Used “charm” twice.
@MarkClayson Night’s curtain falls and charms my wavering consciousness. ‘Tis time to greet the charm of dreams. Goodnight my friends.
@JackBastide There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
@eduinnovation I have glitter on my hands and on my face from Christmas ornaments. How do the elves and Santa handle this. Must have some Santa Shop secret
@Mobasoft I could collect 500 gallons of rainwater in a 1/2 inch rain. Enough to flush the toilet 147 times. But I live in a “Modern House” – pfffft.
@JackBastide I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
@NatalieGrant: Twittering is dangerous. I was reading my tweets and wasn’t watching where I was walking & ran into a pole.
(Zebra Photo Courtesy of: LaDonna_62 )
FROM THE COMMENTS SECTION: (Thank you for your contribution)
@ithinkdancan: @TonyBerkman your fly is down
@maniar Feeling Stupid – Bought a Sara Lee Pumpkin Pie. Thought it was ready to eat. Didn’t read instructions. Sunk teeth right into dough !
@jugglingfrogs Gretta (4) stubbed her toe & kissed it herself.Then kissed it again & again. “I’m kissing my toe lots of times so it won’t hurt next time.”
@goldiekatsu Just read “Oneal Pkwy” as “Oatmeal Pkwy”. Still giggling.
@offendedblogger Dreamed I was doing community service, picking up trash on a mountainside in Yellowstone last night, wtf sort of dream is that?!
@rickosborne Those who collect followers by the yard and follow by the inch should B kicked by the foot. : )
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