2009 February « Outside My Brain

The Lord has been laying something on my heart so heavy that at times all I can do is shake as tears flood down my cheeks. I am praying that He will give me the words for this post because right now, all I can do is cry. At the moment, my hands are shaking [...]

A Yom Kippur Rapture

Ok… so I found something that is just making me so extremely excited and speechless all at the same time! I truly wish that I could just copy it in its entirety for you here but I don’t roll like that, lol. So, I will give you the link to the post so that you [...]

The Ten Indictments

Here is a video by Paul Washer “Ten Indictments”. If you truly want to draw near to the one true God, Jesus… please watch this. This gives a good example of what God expects of us who are in Him. Thank you for viewing. Also, here is a link to the book mentioned at the [...]

A Warning Video – Please Watch

This video is very powerful and true. I don’t know that I need to say anything more because the video speaks for its self. Please watch. Comments are welcome. .

Current Insights with Hal Lindsey and Chuck Smith

Here is an interview with Hal Lindsey and Chuck Smith on His Channel regarding current issues and Bible prophecy. This video is very encouraging so I wanted to share it here with you. I have included links at the top of each video in case the video isn’t working or doesn’t show up. Part I Part II Part [...]

Have Other’s Disappeared? What now?

Here is a video that I would like to share with you in case some around you have suddenly disappeared. This event that just happened is called the Rapture. In this video you can see what to expect over the next few years and what you can do about it. I encourage you to watch [...]

The Book of Enoch – Part VIII

Book 5: Epistle of Enoch- Part 2 Chapter 100 – 108 Chapter 100 1 And in those days in one place the fathers together with their sons shall be smitten And brothers one with another shall fall in death Till the streams flow with their blood. [...]

The Book of Enoch – Part VII

Book 5: Epistle of Enoch - Part 1 Chapter 91 – 99 Chapter 91 1 And now, my son Methuselah, call to me all thy brothers And gather together to me all the sons of thy mother; For the word calls me, And the spirit is poured out upon me, [...]

The Book of Enoch – Part VI

Book 4: Visions Chapter 83 -90 Chapter 83 1 And now, my son Methuselah, I will show thee all my visions which I have seen, recounting 2 them before thee. Two visions I saw before I took a wife, and the one was quite unlike the [...]

The Book of Enoch – Part V

Book 3: Astronomy – Part 1 Chapter 70 – 82 Chapter 70 1 And it came to pass after this that his name during his lifetime was raised aloft to that Son of 2 Man and to the Lord of Spirits from amongst those who [...]

Funniest Tweets I’ve Seen On Twitter – 2nd Edition

Posted on February 20, 2009 by Outside My Brain

Funniest Tweets – 2nd Edition

Funny Tweets make me laugh… and since laughter is the best medicine, I wanted to share with you some of the funniest Tweets I’ve seen on Twitter. This is my 2nd edition. If you haven’t seen the first edition, you can do so by clicking Funniest Tweets I’ve Seen On Twitter… [...]

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You know the economy is bad when…

Posted on February 10, 2009 by Outside My Brain

This is so funny… my wife Alison “Truthoughts” has a friend from Jr.High/Highschool, on Facebook, that has a great sense of humor. He posted this hilarious pic on his Facebook account. You can find Bryan Turner on Facebook by clicking his name.

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2ND LD: 9 including 7 Japanese die in fire at S. Korea shooting range+ November 14, 2009

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