Funniest Tweets I’ve Seen On Twitter – 2nd Edition

Funniest Tweets – 2nd Edition

Funny Tweets make me laugh… and since laughter is the best medicine, I wanted to share with you some of the funniest Tweets I’ve seen on Twitter.  This is my 2nd edition.  If you haven’t seen the first edition, you can do so by clicking Funniest Tweets I’ve Seen On Twitter… So Far.

I highly recommend that you follow these individuals.  To do so, just click on their Twitter name and it will take you right to their Twitter account.

Enjoy the laughs and by all means, if you have an “Funny Tweets” that you have saved in your favorites, just post them in the comments section and I will upload them into this post, giving you credit and making their Twitter names clickable.

@brooksbayne best part of valentine’s day being over is no more vermont teddy bear commercials. #fail

@DennisFMaloney A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. – Rhonda Hansome

@DennisFMaloney “Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.”
—Unknown

@RoyDAylmer The worst thing about censorship is xxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xx xxx x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx

@sethsimonds Do you think “Spam” is able to sell more processed meat because their brand name is used so much on the internet, though out of context?

@frankparker If the invisible man knocks the door tell him i can’t see him right now!

@awaisnaseer when clicked to add myself as friend on digg it said “You cannot befriend yourself silly. Go find some new friends!” ha ha ha LOL

@missourioutdoor Light travels faster than soundThis is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

@blairwarren If you discover you’re not the voice inside your head, you’re free; if you take my word for it, you’re simply trading one voice for another.

@PragueBob John Denver was born on this day in 1943 in Roswell, New Mexico. Wait, Roswell? …and inability to identify his body in a 1997 plane crash?

@Aronado my poodle farted, she must have eaten another California burrito…gees!!!

@JamesIslander My fake plant died because I didn’t pretend to water it…

@William_Bell Wondering why a woman’s best friend is a diamond and a man’s best friend is a dog! Can someone with intelligence answer?

@deadrooster You know, I’d give my right-arm to be ambidextrous.

@exotikmaze Interesting headlines I’ve been seeing today. Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleums. Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons..:-)

@revjinx The looks that I’m getting from @AlexisRae as I’m crawling around the roof hanging Christmas lights is kinda freakin me out.

(Continued) @revjinx Its like she just doubled my life insurance policy and is just waiting now.

@deadrooster I’m reading a book called 3-minute abs. I worked out for 3 minutes but my abs look the same…what a ripoff!

Thanks for stopping by, I hope you had a good laugh

Remember to follow me on Twitter, if you’re not already!

THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR YOUR FAVORITE FUNNY TWEETS:

The following were submitted by Jaffer Maniar in the comments:

@problogger Last night I had a dream that I was watering the garden. Then I woke up… It was 3am and I was in the backyard watering my vege patch.

@hollydale Dear spammers … go buy a billboard on the highway

@OlgaTTB @maniar What’s a Shamwow?

Be sure to check the Comment Section for more and add your favorites!  I figured out how to edit the comments to make the @names clickable.

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